daydreamgirlie:

Felt like the black kiki this morning haha. Now all I need is a broomstick and a black cat. 

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

furthermore, if you disapprove of swearing towards girls because “it’s not lady-like” then kindly shove a traffic cone up your anus

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senorpacman:

izaroo:

senorpacman:

Started working on thing!!

WAIT YOU’RE LEFT HANDED

I most definitely am!

cutie

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

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toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

is it weird that this is actually easier than both of those games?

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daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

Lose one follower, two shall take its place

HAIL TUMBLR!

HAIL TUMBLR!

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doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

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